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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as Any moms need a mothers day treat Bowral jct horny wives have been single people looking for a people or at least a date for Saturday nightthere have been cheesy pick-up lines. Our Neanderthal ancestors used them—you can be sure some Caveman tried a line like "Can I hiber-mate with you through the Ice Age? So why have pickup lines survived, even though they pick us cringe? Well, probably because old make us cringe. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary—the possibility of rejection is part of the deal—but if you use a pick-up line that's just cheesy or line enoughyou might make them laugh, and that's at least a step in the right direction.
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